When you start out on your journey to find a life partner your so optimistic and full of dreams, so certain you are going to find your soul mate. Now your over 50 a Mum, Nan and friend to many but no soul mate. Did you miss him, was he the one you said no to when you went out with the biker in those tight leathers. Or the one that just wanted you to go fishing, never have liked fish alive or dead.
Well you will never know but when do you stop trying? Do you look for men your own age, they do seem to look old and well, a bit boring! What about a younger man, a toy boy? How young do you go and will they be interested in you. why does life get so complicated, daughters telling you, go for someone your own age, someone sensible. To me that means boring, pipe and slippers. Not that there is anything wrong with those things if that’s what you want.
Dating sites, that must be the way forward. Which one do you choose, do you know how many there are! Pick the one that sounds right to you, fill in the forms and away you go. Have to upload a picture when You get time, can’t use any of the old ones. Best go get hair done then do picture. PING! Message waiting. You have a message from Sexy Kent Man, what a name and no picture, does this mean the picture would put you off even reading any mail, he’s got no teeth or hair? Right, read message and decide then, if your going to reply. What sexual position is your favourite? How nosey and what a cheek, no hello or anything. Do you reply and what do you say? Any so long as your not in them!
No one said this was going to be easy but they also never told you life would get this complicated. Got a plan, arrange to go to the pub with couple of best friends, will have to fill them in on whats happening but all should be fine. Arrange to meet four lovely men of various ages in the pub during the afternoon your their with best friends. They will not let you down or leave you on your own with boring, ugly, bad teeth man. Have couple large glasses of wine to settle your nerves, have picked local wine bar so we all casually chatting with Kate behind the bar, two best friends cannot stop themselves from telling Kate what the plan is. It’s time for first date, everyone looks to the door every time someone comes in, what does he look like? Good question, I have left all the nice neat printed out sheets in polly pockets indoors. How am I going to remember who they are, Kate pops up with, just wait and see if anyone comes over to talk to you.
First male comes over and talks to all of us but slides over next to lynda, (one of best friends) and next thing they are sitting in the lovers corner laughing as if they have known one another years.
Second male, looks hot I take a closer look and he turns round and catches me, face is burning like a bubbling pan. He smiles, those teeth so lovely can they be that bright and real? He asks if this is the only wine bar here, we both chorus yes (me and one friend left) as my thoughts are jumping to, should I ask him home, have I made the bed is there a bottle of wine left from our girls night last week? He then turns round as a woman walks in the door and smiles and calls her over and gives her her drink.
Still waiting for second male or third male, not that I can remember what either looks like. Male comes in and strides over to us and asks our names, good start, must be ours. Over drinks we discuss various subjects and time passes quickly, two hours later, feeling very groggy after far too many wines but he is very entertaining and keeps us laughing until he says, this is great I wasn’t expecting two of you shall we go to yours or mine!
Eating chips, trying to soak up wine. Kate finishes her shift and offers to drive us home, what a welcome escape.
Groggy with mouth like paper shavings stagger to the computer next morning. Email flashing, NO SHOW. Confused I start reading…..Was so looking forward to meeting you for a drink and maybe a nice meal, was even hoping for walk along the beach. Met my best friends sister back from university in the pub, we are going out again tonight, all turns out good in the end! My mouth is now so wide my lips are dry, his picture is the most gorgeous man I have ever seen!
TO DATE OR NOT TO DATE?